Wow. What a messed up trip this ended up being. In the future I suggest more than 24 hours of planning to fly internationally.
I booked an airport shuttle so I would arrive at the airport with 110 minutes. Plenty of time. Turns out it was during rush hour and it was delayed by twenty minutes. I still have 90 minutes to check in and get to the flight so it won’t be a problem, but any later and I wouldn’t have made it. I go to check in and the ticket agent goes through the normal routine; have you packed your own bags? do you have any explosives?
Then because I am flying to New Zealand he asks if I have an onward ticket. I knew this was required last time I went but I didn’t have one. I said I have sufficient funds and I think that is all I need. He asked another agent and they agreed. Now, this is true if I am going on a working holiday visa, but not for visa free entry. I didn’t realize this at the time.
My luggage is checked and I go up to security. They have several large signs saying no aerosols so I go through my bag and remove my sunscreen. I check everything else, put all my liquids in a plastic bag and throw away my water bottle. I walked through the first security checkpoint and into a large room. I see the normal belted off queue lines and head towards one then notice they require an exit form. I head back to fill it out then prepare for the metal detectors. There are only three people in front of me but it still takes five minutes until it is my turn. I hold my breath as I walk through and…. nothing. Big surprise.
I wait at the other side for my bags and laptop. The laptop comes out first and I start putting it away then the operator asks if that is my bag. Yes. Do I have any aerosols in it? She points to the screen. No, I threw it away. She hassles me for a couple minutes as I dig through my bag and find nothing. Another agent comes up again and looks at the picture and at the outside mesh pocket it should be in. All that is there is a book. I tell him knowledge can be dangerous and he just says to run the bag again. Fine. Everything is good so I pack up thinking I am done with security.
Five steps later I am stopped and asked to step to the side. I am told I am going to undergo an explosives scan and pat down. Read these cards. If you answer no you won’t fly today. So I get rubbed down with a chemical nose and felt up by security (actually he had a very gentle touch). Yeah! Finally through. I grab a bite to eat before getting on the plane.
The flight was boring. I just put my iPod on and tried to relax. I filled out my customs form quickly and queued up in the line. My turn. I answered all the questions that were on the card in front of him. How long are you staying? 7 days. Where are you staying? Hostel in Christchurch. What kind of food do you have? Candy and cookies. Can I see your onward ticket? No. I don’t have one but I have sufficient funds. Crap, he pressed the red button. Another agent collects my passport and escorts me to the side to discuss my situation.
He is highly skeptical and says the situation sounds a bit too bazaar. You have applied for residency and are coming here before you are approved for “7 days” with no onward ticket? I explain that I am just here to change my visa in Australia to a Work and Holiday one because I can’t apply for it inside Australia. He understands this because New Zealand has the same program. I ask if they have wireless and can I just purchase my ticket online? He agrees and I spend 30 minutes trying to deal with the website. I try to search for a ticket. The results come up in Chinese. I go to the Australia website. It works. I buy a ticket, it asks me for 10 more dollars. The internet dies and I have to start over. I buy a ticket, it asks me for 10 more dollars again (the ticket price went up 10 dollars). I finally get a receipt and show the agent. Yes that will work. It would have been easier just to write the webpage from scratch based on my last receipt.
I go back to the first agent and start the process again. Crap, he pushed the red button again. The flight had been closed, not my fault. He verified everything and sent me through. Now to collect my luggage which had been pulled off to the side 30 minutes prior. I start to queue up for luggage inspection. I got in the wrong line again and stand there for 10 minutes as the agent goes and talks with some other people. Finally I get to him and he sends me over to have my shoes looked at. I had been hiking in Australia within the last month and they needed to make sure there were no parasites. It only takes five minutes even though my shoes were buried in my bag. The rest of my luggage is X-Rayed and I leave. About time. I go get on the shuttle to my hostel, check in, and try to be quiet as all seven of the other people in my room are sleeping and I have a top bunk.